Rocket: So how many squirrels did you meet when you were in Russia?
Greg: Well, actually Rock; we were in plenty of parks and I never saw a single squirrel.
Rocket: Are Russian Squirrels shy?
Greg: Well I don't think so Rock, You have to remember that Leningrad as it was then called was surrounded by the German army for nearly three years in World War 2. There was nothing to eat...
Rocket: You mean... (he passes out)
Greg: Rocky are you O.K.?
Rocket: (still groggy) You mean that Humans ate Squirrels?
Greg: No you bone head! I mean the humans ate all the peanuts so the squirrels moved south!
Rocket: Oh thank god; I thought for a moment there you were eyeing me like a pork chop!
Greg: Don't flatter yourself you would be old and tough!
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