Rocket: Holy man. it`s bright out here!
Greg: Yeah, it`s a beautiful day!
Rocket: Beautiful if you like the back of your retinas seared like a strip loin!
Greg: Sorry Rock I am wearing sunglasses. I didn`t really notice.
Rocket: Maybe I should get sunglasses.
Greg: You think they make shades for Squirrels?
Rocket: Sure they do; OAK-leys!
Greg: You set me up again!
Rocket: You are the straight man just keep it up! The shortest distance between two points is the straight line, but the FUNNIEST distance is the PUNCH LINE! HaHaHa!
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