A Rodent by any other Name...

Greg: Hey Rock, how many kids do you have anyways?

Rocket: Twenty eight at last count.

Greg: Holy crow! How did you ever come up with names for all those children?

Rocket: Well at first I did it the usual way; but I have to admit as time went by I had to change. Now I just use the phone book to decide what to call them.

Greg: That's brilliant Rock, just get names out of the phone book!

Rocket: Yeah, well I gotta make a mile buddy. I promised to take my son Calling Features and my daughter Internet Troubleshooting Guide to the park....

A Few Good Squirrels

Greg: Oh, hey Rock I didn't see you there...

Rocket: If I didn't want you to see me you wouldn't ever know I was there...

Greg: Why is that Rock?

Rocket: I used to be a member of the Secret Service you know!

Greg: (Sounding dubious) I always wondered; there sure a lot of books and movies about the Secret Service if it's such a big secret!
Rocket: (In a very bad Jack Nicholson impression) My existence, while grotesque, Saves Lives!You don;t want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties... You need me on that rail, You Want me on that Rail! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of  the freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank You" and went on your way. ...

Greg: Someone watched "A Few Good Men" last night.

Rocket: Yeah! I downloaded it on Netflix.

Greg: And how did you do that?
Rocket: I used your credit card. Heh Heh!

Greg: You took my credit card?

Rocket: Yeah, don't leave home without it!

Greg: Rocky; I think it's time to disappear!

From here to paternity...

Rocket: My wife just gave birth!

Greg: Congratulations Rock. What did you name the baby?

Rocket  Babies; there were seven of them.  Zebulon, Ignacius, Quigley, Alphonsine, Bartholomew, Delilah and Bill.

Greg: Bill?????  Weird!

Rocket: Yeah I hadda let the wife name one!

Greg: So you were there for the delivery?

Rocket: Yeah I did the dutiful husband crap. I stood there and held her hand.

Greg: Oh Rock that is so loving; especially the "crap" part!

Rock: Loving hell, when your wife is in labour for four days delivering seven kids you gotta keep her hands outta the knife drawer!

Greg: Good thinking!

Face it!

Rocket: Do I have something stuck to my face?

Great Dane

Rocket: Hey Greg aren't you and Lina going on holidays? Where are you headed?

Greg: Yeah little buddy we're headed to Scandanavia. We are taking a cruise starting in Copenhagen.

Rocket: Copenhagen, eh? Do you speak any Denmarkian?

Greg: Danish!

Rocket: No thanks I just ate!!!!! Hahaaha!

Greg: You just set me up didn't you?

Rocket: Sucker! You humans, sheesh!

Seek and Ye shall find...

Rocket: I feel liike playing a game! How about hide and seek? You're it!

Greg: Sure thing Rock, I'll cover my eyes... 1-2-3-...

Rocket: (In a loud sing song voice) I am ready... You'll never find me...

Greg: Uh Rocky...

The Rock does the Duke

Greg: Hey Rock, who is your favourite actor?

Rocket: I like John Wayne!

Greg: Seriously? Me too! He was awesome.

Rocket: I do a great John Wayne impersonation! Wanna see?

Greg: You gotta be kidding; I would never pass up the opportunity to see a rodent do an impression of the Duke! The stage is yours...