Rocket: My wife just gave birth!
Greg: Congratulations Rock. What did you name the baby?
Rocket Babies; there were seven of them. Zebulon, Ignacius, Quigley, Alphonsine, Bartholomew, Delilah and Bill.
Greg: Bill????? Weird!
Rocket: Yeah I hadda let the wife name one!
Greg: So you were there for the delivery?
Rocket: Yeah I did the dutiful husband crap. I stood there and held her hand.
Greg: Oh Rock that is so loving; especially the "crap" part!
Rock: Loving hell, when your wife is in labour for four days delivering seven kids you gotta keep her hands outta the knife drawer!
Greg: Good thinking!
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