Greg: Oh, hey Rock I didn't see you there...
Rocket: If I didn't want you to see me you wouldn't ever know I was there...
Greg: Why is that Rock?
Rocket: I used to be a member of the Secret Service you know!
Greg: (Sounding dubious) I always wondered; there sure a lot of books and movies about the Secret Service if it's such a big secret!
Rocket: (In a very bad Jack Nicholson impression) My existence, while grotesque, Saves Lives!You don;t want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties... You need me on that rail, You Want me on that Rail! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of the freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank You" and went on your way. ...
Greg: Someone watched "A Few Good Men" last night.
Rocket: Yeah! I downloaded it on Netflix.
Greg: And how did you do that?
Rocket: I used your credit card. Heh Heh!
Greg: You took my credit card?
Rocket: Yeah, don't leave home without it!
Greg: Rocky; I think it's time to disappear!
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