Rocket: I'm ignoring you.
Greg: No you're not or you wouldn't be talking to me.
Rocket: I am shunning you then!
Greg: Why, what did I do?
Rocket: Bird lover!
Greg: What have you got against birds?
Rocket: They are a strain on world food resources!
Greg: Your food resources,
Rocket: Bird lover!
Greg: You're right Rock! The Birds Must Go!
Rocket: What, really?
Greg: Absolutely, I'll start by taking down the feeders!
Rocket: Now don't be too hasty!
Greg: No you are right! Rats with wings!
Rocket: Not the feeders!
Greg: Does that mean the birds can stay?
Rocket: Yes, I've grown to love the little guys!
Greg: Well at least you know which side your bread is peanut buttered on! C'mon out guys!
Rocket: You set me up!
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Greg: To coin a phrase "fish in a barrel" Rock "fish in a barrel!"
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