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Thursday, 19 July 2012

You coulda knocked Rocket over with a feather...



Rocket: I'm ignoring you.

Greg: No you're not or you wouldn't be talking to me.

Rocket: I am shunning you then!

Greg: Why, what did I do?

Rocket: Bird lover!

Greg: What have you got against birds?

Rocket: They are a strain on world food resources!

Greg: Your food resources,

Rocket: Bird lover!

Greg: You're right Rock! The Birds Must Go!

Rocket: What, really?



Greg: Absolutely, I'll start by taking down the feeders!

Rocket: Now don't be too hasty!

Greg: No you are right! Rats with wings!

Rocket: Not the feeders!


Greg: Does that mean the birds can stay?

Rocket: Yes, I've grown to love the little guys!

Greg: Well at least you know which side your bread is peanut buttered on! C'mon out guys!


Rocket: You set me up!
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Greg: To coin a phrase "fish in a barrel" Rock "fish in a barrel!"






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