Saving Private Rodent

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The episode you are about to read is intended for an immature audience only and may not be suitable for all readers. Reader discretion is advised as the writer exercised no discretion whatsoever!

Greg: Hey Rock, what's up?

Rocket: Oh hi Greg just taking a break from my weekend war movie matrathon!

Greg: Hey; you're not on Netflix again are you?

Rocket: Great weather we're having; eh?

Greg: Rocky where's my credit card?

Rocket: We could do with a bit of rain though.

Greg: I want that card back!

Rocket: Tough!

Greg: Give it back.

Rocket: Or what?

Greg: Or I'll make you sorry you didn't!

Rocket: You and what army?

Greg: LINA!!!!!

Rocket: Oh No, The woman!

Lina: What is it honey?

Greg: Rocky's got my credit card again!

Lina: Rocket J Squirrel! You are in trouble mister man!

Greg: Oh I can;t look...

Some time passes Rocket is lying on the rail a deathly silence has fallen on the deck. Rocket's voice is weak and trailing...

Rocket: Greg... Greg... What day is it?... Hee Hee...

Greg: It's today Rock. You've only been out thirty seconds!

Rocket: It seemed longer. You don't know man you weren't "In Country" ! Hee Hee...

Greg: What happened Rock I couldn't watch... Oh the humanity... Oh Sorry... Oh the Rodentry....

Rocket: It was horrible... It was like Hanoi Hilton... I thought I was at Gitmo!

Greg: You're not at Gitmo you never left the deck.

Rocket: I was a rock... I gave her nothing but name rank and rodent number... Hee Hee...


Lina: He coughed up the card after only five seconds!

Rocket: She tortured me... I know my rights! Look up the Geneva Convention on Google, Greg! Hee Hee...

Greg: Why do you keep giggling?

Rocket: Giggling? You keep googling! She TICKLED ME!  Hee Hee...

Lina: Damn straight! It worked too...

Rocket: I have PTSD I am going to sue! Hee Hee...

Greg: PTSD?

Rocket: Post Tickling Stress Disorder. I demand restitution!

Greg: I can;t find anything in the Geneva Convention about tickling. I got land mines will that do?

Rocket: No that will not do! Your Honor if it please the court I would like permission to treat Greg as a hostile witness!

Greg: When have you ever treated me any other way?

Lina: Since the movies are already paid for how about some sodas and a bowl of peanuts?

Greg: Cool what's up next?

Rocket: Saving Private Rodent

Greg:I'm getting you a tickle me Elmo for Christmas!

Rocket: Pass the popcorn!