Gardening was not in the cards...

Rocket: Hey Greg! Check out this fire weed I planted!

Greg: You liar! That stuff grows wild.

Rocket: Shhhhhh! I told the wife I've been over here gardening, She thinks I am playing cards with my friends.

Greg: You ARE playing cards all day with your cronies!

Rocket: Well don't tell her that! Holy crow! Here she comes, now mums the word!

Mrs. Rocket: Greg have you seen Rocket? He gave me some ridiculous story about being here gardening!

Greg: Well the last time I saw him he did have a spade in his hand...