Rocket: (panting) One...Two,,,
Greg: Hey Rock what are you doing? Chin-Ups?
Rocket: (panting even worse) Seventy Five... Seventy Six...Hey Greg; how long have yoiu been there?
Greg: Since One...Two... HaHa! What's up little buddy?
Rocket: I put on thirty grams since you moved in!
Greg: Thta wouldn't have anything to do with the thirty visits a day to my bird feeders would it?
Rocket: I got my hips stuck in my own front door this morning.
Greg: I could get you one of those hamster wheels?
Rocket: Let's not get carried away!
Greg Wait a miinute Rock I have an idea!
Rocket: You are kidding right? I was thinking baby steps; like maybe light sunflower seeds and low fat peanut butter!
Greg: Nah! Think of all those calories you'll burn and can't you just hear the grams dropping off!
Rocket: Damn birds; why do they get a room with a view?
Greg: They;re birds Rock! They have wings.
Rocket: We'll soon see about this!
Rocket: What The...??????
Greg: Hey Rock. Did you have a nice trip? See you next FALL!!!
Rocket: YOU GREASED THE POLE!!!
Greg: Beats the hell out of Jenny Craig! You owe me a dollar a gram plus the cost of food!
Rocket : Stupid Human!
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