Wednesday, 4 July 2012
An unkindness of ravens
Rocket: What is that racket!
Greg: That my friend is an unkindness of ravens!
Rocket: What are you on about?
Greg: A flock of ravens is called an unkindness of ravens.
Rocket: Really?
Greg: Yeah and a flock of crows is called a murder of crows.
Rocket: Gulp! Sounds terrible!
Greg: Why; you don't like ravens?
Rocket: Naw! They steal my food!
Greg: I see, and what do you call it when a bunch of tree dwelling rodents eat from my bird feeders?
Rocket: Well I don't know about the others but I call it lunch!
Greg: Well what do you call a big unruly mob of squirrels?
Rocket: I call them my In-Laws!
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