Rocket: (singing) Give me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks...
Greg: You're sure in a good mood!
Rocket: You got me my favorite nut! Peanuts in the shell!
Greg: Nothing but the best! I had to go to three stores in Yellowknife to find them!
Rocket: Fascinating but I am eating.
Greg: They're not actually nuts you know...
Rocket: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
Greg: Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to talk with your mouth full?
Rocket: How the hell would I know I could hardly understand a word she said her cheek pouches were always full!
Greg: I've met your Mom she would kick your rodent butt if she heard you!
Rocket: No one likes a Rat not even a rodent. So what's all these lies about Peanuts not being a nut?
Greg: Truly; they are actually a member opf the bean family. They are legumes.
Rocket: Foolishness! They are called PEA-NUTS not PEA-BEANS; PEA-BRAIN!
Greg: Be that as it may; they are Beans.
Rocket: You're nuts!
Greg: Maybe so but peanuts aren't. The are dicots. Dicots or Dicotyledons; meaning they have two embryonic leaves.
Rocket: Look this is so interesting why don't you write it down and email it to me. My email address is rocketjsquirrel18@gmail.com
Greg: Ha! You are always going on about how unique you are Rocketjsquirrel18!
Rocket: Yeah there are 17 Rodent butts out there for me to whup!
Greg: Aw Rock!!! Was that you?????
Rocket: I have never been so mortified!
Greg: Ha Ha Ha! I guess that solves that question! They're BEANS alright!
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