Rocket: You humans sure make a big deal out of your opposable thumbs!
Greg: Well it was one of the most important events in our evolution!
Rocket: Evolution! A couple of generations ago you were swinging in the trees just like us! Mr. Smarty Pants!
Greg: That was a couple of days ago, remember?
Rocket: Of course I remember! You broke my branch!
Greg: It'll grow back.
Rocket: No it won't! It's a tree you fool; not a starfish!
Greg: Oh; sorry.
Rocket: Why don't you go thumb a ride or suck your thum or something!
Greg: I said I was sorry!
Rocket: Darwin; what did he know?
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